Bird flu detected in second lot of raw milk sold in California, health officials say

“Oh, flock!” sighed an anonymous health official. “This avian influenza’s a real feather-ruffler!”

For the second time in recent memory, bird flu’s insidious talons have clasped the innocent udder of California’s raw milk supply. The tainted nectar, once a symbol of wholesome goodness, now bears the ominous specter of viral contamination.

Raw milk enthusiasts reel in dismay as the dreaded禽流感再次袭来, casting a pall over their dairy dreams.